Friday, August 18, 2006

Let me reveal to you some of my dark secrets.( rating from the 1 wierdest to 4 the not so wierd)

1.)I ogle at my female counter parts. constantly.
Ok before you get the idea that i'm lesbian and start posting my photos on some lesbianic site, i'm not. i'm perfectly straight, and i often fantasize about brad pit... However, i like staring at women whether its at a pretty face or one with real nice assets (woo). On the other hand, I seldom stare at guys unless the situation calls for it.
I mean, you have to admit it. There are just more things to stare at the female anatomy than the male body. Why do you think artists over the century just keep painting female nudes? Well. some cynical thoughts would be to begin with, artists are mostly guys. and duh take art as an excuse to arouse yourself. hahahaha. no but seriously. i rather look at female nudes than male nudes. its aesthetically pleasing: the forms are smoother, rounder.
I mean i thank God that i'm a female, so i can stare at them anytime i want without getting accused of being a chee ko pek. i can ogle at jalene's legs and get nothing but weird looks from those who notices it.
Wait. Maybe I have a guy soul. Just that the guy inside me is gay..
who knows?

2.)i've got superb bad temper and im very unreasonable too....
For those who know me well, you prolly will know it by now.
I've showed temper to people ard me on an average of one time per person... yeap i know, its not smth to be proud of=)
i hate it when people disturb me when i tired.. i will just flare up.... so BEWARE!!!!!
As for the unreasonable part, i cant afford to be kena pang seh by friends however i can pang seh fren... Super unreasonable isnt it?
HAHAHA...if u pang seh me, HAHAHA u better take care...-GRINS . When someone donte except my apologies, i will get angry too... WAHAHAHA...

3.)i always pay extra attention to girl's armpit..
and so i hate it when girls forgot to shave/pluck or didn shake/pluck properly...i also hate it when the armpit is black.. its so disgusting la!!!!! btw for ur information if u are interested to know, i actually epilate and not shave. Epilate means to remove a hair from a part of the body by forcible extraction and therefor its doesnt grow so fast. I also scrub my srmpit with body scrub to make sure that its not black=) HAHA i hate it when i see some of the girls in db have black armpit..eeeeee.... a total turn off man...

4.)i only sleep in air con room=)
even when my face crack and peel from the prolong stay in air con room...even when its raining cats and dogs....even when dad complained that the electrical bill is getting too much... HAHA.. all thanks to my over use of air conditioner in my house...even my bro is complaining about the usuage of air conditioner...

I was told that im put down for for all events in sava sprint...200m,500m and the mixed team..WOoooOoo... its great isnt it? well lets just hope its the truth...and im praised during training today, how great is that? im like so yaya papaya pls!!!!! no no, jessamine that shouldn be the case.. you shouldn be complacent ya? heez.. Arul was like mayb they will put you as the pacer... im literally flying la.. hahaha...anyway holiday is making their way here soon!!!!!!!! next wed marks the end of this samester...nd im gonna miss MOST of my classmates cos we will be changing class!!!!! my eyes are closing any min... so im gonna end here=)

smile people..

omg !! ?? LOL

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