its time to start a small family of mine. says:

Russian lady married an
>Englishman and they came from Moscow to settle in London. Although the
>lady was not very fluent in English, she managed to communicate with her
>husband
>in very broken English and gestures.
>

Her biggest challenge was when
>she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher to buy
>chicken legs. She didn't know how to express herself so, in
>desperation, she clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to her knees
>to
>show her legs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
>legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
>how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse and
>gave
>the butcher a glimpse of her breasts! The butcher again understood and
>gave her some chicken breasts.

The following week, the poor lady needed to
>buy juicy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought
>her
>husband to the store!

Now stop for a moment, and visualize what
>you think she did in her desperation


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>Hellooooooo...
>...her husband spoke English!
>

as usual.. desmond is lame like shit....
toally full of it...